the-absolute-funniest-posts:

#one of life’s greatest tragedies is the absence of a winslet-dicaprio marriage

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teamelounor:

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Buried deep within there's a human

I think we must expect great things from you, Mr Potter...
After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things — terrible, yes, but great. 

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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